tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70317035991342630102011-11-27T15:22:41.497-08:00xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-86135052534880526492009-11-27T14:12:00.000-08:002009-11-27T14:45:09.671-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWRwbV9YI/AAAAAAAAD7U/ugOSqffpfgo/s1600/planetterrorroseleg.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWRwbV9YI/AAAAAAAAD7U/ugOSqffpfgo/s400/planetterrorroseleg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408918015529317762" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWRl_ky5I/AAAAAAAAD7M/tDGfIgIeG7w/s1600/orfanato-tomas.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 366px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWRl_ky5I/AAAAAAAAD7M/tDGfIgIeG7w/s400/orfanato-tomas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408918012728494994" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWRTDIedI/AAAAAAAAD7E/QpxXTEyVxPY/s1600/planet-terror-4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 352px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWRTDIedI/AAAAAAAAD7E/QpxXTEyVxPY/s400/planet-terror-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408918007643142610" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWQ3PJTII/AAAAAAAAD68/jaoV51vx-oE/s1600/fondos-de-pantalla-de-terror.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBWQ3PJTII/AAAAAAAAD68/jaoV51vx-oE/s400/fondos-de-pantalla-de-terror.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408918000177335426" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV_n4ggSI/AAAAAAAAD60/vqHcrTGWSkU/s1600/exorcista.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 321px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV_n4ggSI/AAAAAAAAD60/vqHcrTGWSkU/s400/exorcista.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408917703998079266" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV_A_YPBI/AAAAAAAAD6s/CeoPDTfl--g/s1600/Duende+de+Terror_800.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV_A_YPBI/AAAAAAAAD6s/CeoPDTfl--g/s400/Duende+de+Terror_800.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408917693557914642" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV-7UiT2I/AAAAAAAAD6k/i3dZ_nIDo8Q/s1600/cine-terror.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV-7UiT2I/AAAAAAAAD6k/i3dZ_nIDo8Q/s400/cine-terror.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408917692036042594" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV-kDxORI/AAAAAAAAD6c/i_iF9_6UU8M/s1600/113pieTerror.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV-kDxORI/AAAAAAAAD6c/i_iF9_6UU8M/s400/113pieTerror.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408917685791701266" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV-cjouTI/AAAAAAAAD6U/YXhAzaLx0z0/s1600/2mga5pd.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 350px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SxBV-cjouTI/AAAAAAAAD6U/YXhAzaLx0z0/s400/2mga5pd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408917683777878322" border="0" /></a><br /><br />El Ocio Web lo mejor de la red<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-8613505253488052649?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-12143342608546465642009-11-26T15:50:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:28:00.491-08:00<div class="entry"><p>Una pareja haciendo el 69 y de repente dice el chico:</p> <p>- ¡Anda! El arzobispo de toledo se ha muerto!</p> <p>- Joder Pepe!!! ¿A que viene ahora esa Pendejada?</p> <p>- Tú y tu puta maní­a de limpiarte el culo con el periodico.</p> </div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8cw4ZMKoI/AAAAAAAAD5M/cVS03RCl0ik/s1600/periodico.bmp"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 210px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8cw4ZMKoI/AAAAAAAAD5M/cVS03RCl0ik/s400/periodico.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408573303592594050" border="0" /></a><br /><div class="entry"><p style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">================================================<br /></span></p><p style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Dos amigas:</span></p> <p>- Mi marido es impotente al 100%</p> <p>- Eso no es nada, el mí­o lo es al 200%</p> <p>- Pero… Eso es imposible!! ¿Cómo puede ser?</p> <p>- Chinga, pues se ha mordido la lengua esta mañana<br /></p> </div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8bt3RwIoI/AAAAAAAAD5E/7A8-ibCjPsI/s1600/8D66B_1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8bt3RwIoI/AAAAAAAAD5E/7A8-ibCjPsI/s400/8D66B_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408572152241726082" border="0" /></a><br /><div class="entry"><p><br /></p><p>=========================================================<br /></p><p>Cuales son las mentiras más comunes que un hombre le dice a su mujer:</p> <p>1. Siempre te voy a querer.</p> <p>2. Nunca te seré infiel.</p> <p>3. Chupa, chupa… Que yo te aviso.</p> </div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8bHIatWWI/AAAAAAAAD48/Gu69m2MaYLo/s1600/pinocchio.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 261px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8bHIatWWI/AAAAAAAAD48/Gu69m2MaYLo/s400/pinocchio.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408571486827796834" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />================================================<br />Saber Perdonar</span><br /><br /><div class="entry"><p>Al aproximarse a la recepción de un hotel, a un hombre le llama la atención un ruido y al voltearse a ver qué es, golpea sin querer con el codo el seno de una linda mujer.</p> <p>Apenado y sin saber qué hacer, él dice:</p> <p>- Mil disculpas señorita, si su corazón es tan suave como su seno, tengo la seguridad de que me perdonará.</p> <p>La mujer sonriendo le responde:</p> <p>- Y si su pene es tan duro como su codo, mi habitación es la 201.</p> </div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8W_b8AbkI/AAAAAAAAD40/6piYdJ5xoos/s1600/caricatura.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 233px; height: 171px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8W_b8AbkI/AAAAAAAAD40/6piYdJ5xoos/s400/caricatura.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408566956582268482" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />===========================================================<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >James Bond Murió</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><div class="entry"><p>El día que James Bond murió, llega al cielo y <span style="text-decoration: underline;">San Pedro</span> pregunta:</p> <p>- ¿Cómo te llamas?</p> <p>- Bond, James Bond.</p> <p>- ¡Todos dicen lo mismo!, te voy a hacer una prueba y si la pasas te creo. Entra a ese cuarto, lleno de gente y me traes a Adán…</p> <p>Pasados unos minutos, James Bond, sale con Adán. Sorpendido San Pedro pregunta:</p> <p>- ¿Cómo lo hiciste?</p> <p>- Fue muy fácil, era el único que no tenía ombligo.</p> <p>San Pedro vuelve a meter a Adán y ordena a todos que se cubran el estómago. Vuelve a retar a Bond. A los cinco minutos sale nuevamente con Adán.</p> <p>- ¿Pero cómo lo hiciste ahora?</p> <p>- Era el único que no tenía costilla.</p> <p>- Esta bien, la última prueba… – San Pedro viste a todos igual y reta nuevamente a Bond. Esta vez a los diez minutos, se escuchan gritos e insultos… Por fin nuevamente sale Bond con Adán.</p> <p>- ¡No lo puedo creer, tu eres James Bond!, pero dime ¿cómo lo hiciste?</p> <p>- Fue fácil, me empecé a <span style="text-decoration: underline;">cagar</span> en la <a href="http://www.chistesmuybuenos.com/category/mama-mama"></a>madre de todos los presentes y el único que no se ofendió fue este.</p> </div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8VkKtpAvI/AAAAAAAAD4s/sUcW1LdXRx4/s1600/James-Bond.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 247px; height: 307px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8VkKtpAvI/AAAAAAAAD4s/sUcW1LdXRx4/s400/James-Bond.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408565388590514930" border="0" /></a><br /><br />El Ocio Web lo mejor de la red<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-1214334260854646564?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-68905033523466331692009-11-26T15:28:00.000-08:002009-11-26T15:45:22.874-08:00Mini Hooligan<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8TAs-iavI/AAAAAAAAD4k/mkXhKpWnTCk/s1600/4000058031_c688af7590.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 294px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8TAs-iavI/AAAAAAAAD4k/mkXhKpWnTCk/s400/4000058031_c688af7590.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408562580289645298" border="0" /></a><br />Otro Pozolito<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8SZ4h_LcI/AAAAAAAAD4c/P3o0N0ziCsE/s1600/3952777196_ed867e4606.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8SZ4h_LcI/AAAAAAAAD4c/P3o0N0ziCsE/s400/3952777196_ed867e4606.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408561913376222658" border="0" /></a><br />Venirse sin Avisar<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8SDtQfC3I/AAAAAAAAD4U/5gpKtGFqp6I/s1600/2452029198_b9d4f0d581.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 372px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8SDtQfC3I/AAAAAAAAD4U/5gpKtGFqp6I/s400/2452029198_b9d4f0d581.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408561532392901490" border="0" /></a><br />Ahy Ojon que pechos<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8RSRJfjEI/AAAAAAAAD4M/DbHOvGSRGJw/s1600/3852669522_5b8606fe37.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8RSRJfjEI/AAAAAAAAD4M/DbHOvGSRGJw/s400/3852669522_5b8606fe37.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408560683033791554" border="0" /></a><br />Niño al Vapor<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8Q8AwzcgI/AAAAAAAAD4E/NNDgDG4iXh0/s1600/3852668718_bf7981ed7e.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8Q8AwzcgI/AAAAAAAAD4E/NNDgDG4iXh0/s400/3852668718_bf7981ed7e.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408560300678148610" border="0" /></a><br />Alza La Voz<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8QBTUGKUI/AAAAAAAAD38/ozrXo2TMG8U/s1600/3568937599_fc6d190d52.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8QBTUGKUI/AAAAAAAAD38/ozrXo2TMG8U/s400/3568937599_fc6d190d52.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408559292045732162" border="0" /></a><br />Nueva Forma de Drograse<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8PbpYhi4I/AAAAAAAAD30/vczKCRS9vUw/s1600/2475336799_d0f94d5aa3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8PbpYhi4I/AAAAAAAAD30/vczKCRS9vUw/s400/2475336799_d0f94d5aa3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408558645134855042" border="0" /></a><br /><br />El Ocio Web lo mejor de la red<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-6890503352346633169?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-44264919888329140222009-11-26T15:13:00.000-08:002009-11-26T15:24:54.924-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8OPOlNx4I/AAAAAAAAD3s/sBXvsRbpRyg/s1600/3085996285_3dd948b510.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8OPOlNx4I/AAAAAAAAD3s/sBXvsRbpRyg/s400/3085996285_3dd948b510.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408557332270270338" border="0" /></a><br /><br />El Ocio Web lo mejor de la red<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-4426491988832914022?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-1788951238320643422009-11-26T15:10:00.000-08:002009-11-26T15:12:48.368-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw8LVWtbVSI/AAAAAAAAD3k/vKbj5dvBHD8/s1600/ilusion-optica2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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Es que quiero dejar de <strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">fumar</span></strong>.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3dbS1kveI/AAAAAAAAD08/3u6oATZ5kXo/s1600/suegra.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 346px; height: 346px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3dbS1kveI/AAAAAAAAD08/3u6oATZ5kXo/s400/suegra.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408222188524584418" border="0" /></a><br />==========================================<br /><a href="http://www.ichistesgratis.com/apodos-para-los-amigos-humor-gratis/"></a><strong>Apodos para amigos<br /><br />La Alacrana</strong>: Se defiende con la cola.<br /><strong>La Luna</strong>: Anda de cuarto en cuarto, hasta que quedo llena<br /><strong>La Dálmata</strong>: Por perra y manchada.<br /><strong>Saturno</strong>: Está rodeado de argollas pero no toca ninguna.<br /><strong>Topo perezoso</strong>: Le gusta que le hagan el hoyo.<br /><strong>Vaso de agua</strong>: No se le niega a nadie.<br /><strong>Factura</strong>: Se entrega a quien le paga<br /><strong>Filo de sarten</strong>: Rompe los huevos<br /><strong>Frazada prestada</strong>: Va de cama en cama<br /><strong>Gallina gorda</strong>: Si no fuera por la paja, revienta los huevos<br /><strong>Gol en contra</strong>: Lo hicieron sin querer<br /><strong>Goma de mascar</strong>: Todos lo tienen en la boca, pero sólo se lo tragan los boludos<br /><strong>Guiso de porotos</strong>: Es candidato al pedo<br /><strong>Heladera</strong>: Trabaja cinco minutos y descansa veinte<br /><strong>Hormiga vieja</strong>: Antes de llegar al agujero se le cae el palo<br /><strong>Lambada</strong>: No sabés si te está bailando o si te está cogiendo<br /><strong>Lapiz de carpintero</strong>: Tiene la mina gorda<br /><strong>Lavarropas</strong>: Cuadrado, petiso y lo controla la mujer<br /><strong>Maradona</strong>: Siempre tiene un hombre encima<br /><strong>Mosquito</strong>: Para que deje de chupar hay que matarlo<br /><strong>Mujer maravilla</strong>: Da dos vueltas y desaparece<br /><strong>Nido abandonado</strong>: No tiene huevos y está rodeado de mierda<br /><strong>Novia fiel del lejano oeste</strong>: Siempre con el mismo vaquero<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3cEWHfuRI/AAAAAAAAD00/WFVN4JM5WOw/s1600/mafalda-y-sus-amigos-57566.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 211px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3cEWHfuRI/AAAAAAAAD00/WFVN4JM5WOw/s400/mafalda-y-sus-amigos-57566.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408220694756440338" border="0" /></a><br />=========================================================<br />Un día llega el niño llorando al colegio y el vigilante se acerca y le dice:¿Por qué lloras?<br /><div class="entry"><p>¡<strong>Un ladrón</strong> me ha quitado mi pan!</p> <p>¿Y estaba solo?<br />No, estaba con <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><strong>mantequilla</strong></span>.</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3Z-EuzZ-I/AAAAAAAAD0k/ewMqeqhb1Ts/s1600/nino-perro001-copy.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 259px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3Z-EuzZ-I/AAAAAAAAD0k/ewMqeqhb1Ts/s400/nino-perro001-copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408218387986999266" border="0" /></a></p></div>==========================================================<br /><a href="http://www.ichistesgratis.com/chistes-cortos-nino-pendejo/"></a>Niño pendejo<br /><br />Éste era un niño que se sube a un bus y le dice al chofer: ¿<strong>Cuánto cuesta el camion</strong>?<br />Y éste le responde:<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><strong> Cincuenta céntimos</strong></span>.<br />Y el niño le dice: ¡Bueno, bájense todos que me lo llevo!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3bPT18pcI/AAAAAAAAD0s/dP4xsZK0Vv4/s1600/disfraz.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 213px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3TrS48xnI/AAAAAAAADzU/sQ0gG8d51kE/s400/z%C3%B3calo.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408211468300371570" border="0" /></a><br /><p style="line-height: 115%; margin-top: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; margin-bottom: 10pt; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">México, 25 Nov. (Notimex).- El acceso sur de la estación Zócalo de la Línea 2 del Metro permanecerá cerrado desde este 25 de noviembre y hasta nuevo aviso, informó el Sistema de Transporte Colectivo. </span></p><p style="line-height: 115%; margin-top: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; margin-bottom: 10pt; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">El cierre de ese acceso, ubicado en la plancha de la Plaza de la Constitución, frente al edificio del Gobierno del Distrito Federal, se debe a la instalación de la pista de hielo para la temporada navideña. </span></p><p style="line-height: 115%; margin-top: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; margin-bottom: 10pt; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">En un comunicado recordó que continúan cerrados los accesos sur-oriente y nor-oriente, localizados frente a Palacio Nacional, por trabajos de remozamiento a la fachada del edificio sede del Poder Ejecutivo Federal. </span></p><p style="line-height: 115%; margin-top: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; 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width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3HirevKsI/AAAAAAAADys/cg0lxq8V2GU/s400/violeta.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408198126142958274" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3HiB4OiLI/AAAAAAAADyk/xR6VdA4Gy_k/s1600/Tonterias-bebes.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3HiB4OiLI/AAAAAAAADyk/xR6VdA4Gy_k/s400/Tonterias-bebes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408198114975582386" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3HhweX_iI/AAAAAAAADyc/jEwRIsJ7jxk/s1600/tierna-conejita.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3HhweX_iI/AAAAAAAADyc/jEwRIsJ7jxk/s400/tierna-conejita.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408198110303747618" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Sw3HhqibmsI/AAAAAAAADyU/rwUNMbJN1ik/s1600/20070512-chavodelocho.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 252px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Swyh7xR-2aI/AAAAAAAADyE/QXfnca6OUVw/s400/arnold-schwarzenegger-the-terminator_oYhQgb1wvZAy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407875300778236322" border="0" /></a><br />Primer acto: Un árbol con una pistola.<br />Segundo acto: El mismo árbol con un rifle.<br />Tercer acto: El mismo árbol con una bazooka.<br />¿Cómo se llama la obra?<br />Árbol Schwarzenegger.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-1345717489679756271?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-47217992086600956532009-11-24T18:38:00.000-08:002009-11-24T18:41:45.780-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyZLePG5LI/AAAAAAAADx8/YvJP8jN9Cpc/s1600/tumblr_kqru54dPsL1qznp2xo1_400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyZLH5xm8I/AAAAAAAADxs/CnY-gbrccUI/s400/tumblr_kqkl1mzcEW1qznp2xo1_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407865668944108482" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyZKrMV_fI/AAAAAAAADxk/H012W3HWVcI/s1600/tumblr_kqkl0vG2LR1qznp2xo1_400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyZKrMV_fI/AAAAAAAADxk/H012W3HWVcI/s400/tumblr_kqkl0vG2LR1qznp2xo1_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407865661237362162" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyZKqCQaaI/AAAAAAAADxc/xbXiSbNfhaY/s1600/tumblr_kqkl14jqlJ1qznp2xo1_400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyZKqCQaaI/AAAAAAAADxc/xbXiSbNfhaY/s400/tumblr_kqkl14jqlJ1qznp2xo1_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407865660926618018" border="0" /></a><span id="fullpost">Todo sea por salvar al mundo... catalogada como la mujer mas bella del mundo </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-4721799208660095653?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-37129524801791965262009-11-24T18:19:00.000-08:002009-11-24T18:20:50.552-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyUUU9Tv-I/AAAAAAAADxU/NrbF20qSi5Q/s1600/fonsi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 343px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyUUU9Tv-I/AAAAAAAADxU/NrbF20qSi5Q/s400/fonsi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407860329509273570" border="0" /></a><br />El cantante puertorriqueño ha roto su silencio y ha hablado por primera vez <a href="http://www.hola.com/musica/2009110911209/Luis/Fonsi/separacion/1/">sobre su separación de Adamari López</a> durante su participación en el programa<em> El Gordo y la Flaca</em> de <a target="_blank" href="http://www.univision.com/portal.jhtml">Univision</a>. Con el semblante serio, Fonsi admitió estar pasando por un momento complicado: 'Mentiría si dijera que estoy mejor que nunca' confesó el cantante. Fonsi, que contrajo matrimonio con Adamari en Puerto Rico en junio de 2006, dejó muy claro que el motivo de su ruptura no habían sido terceras personas y que a pesar de este final sigue queriendo mucho a la que fuera su mujer. " Es una decisión que se ha tomado entre dos seres humanos que se respetan muchísimo y que todavía se quieren".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-3712952480179196526?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-88998298653688725652009-11-24T18:09:00.000-08:002009-11-24T18:14:24.570-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyR-KPtfpI/AAAAAAAADxM/IQij-62QFcE/s1600/britjasonok350.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyR-KPtfpI/AAAAAAAADxM/IQij-62QFcE/s400/britjasonok350.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407857749653290642" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Personas cercanas a Britney Spears han revelado a la revista americana OK! Que la cantante planea casarse con su novio y agente, Jason Trawick, con quien enamora desde junio.<br /><br />"Ella es lista y está convencida de que quiere pasar el resto de su vida con Jason. Los dos están de acuerdo sobre el matrimonio y quieren algo romántico ", dijo una fuente cercana a Britney.<br /><br />Spears ya ha estado casada en dos ocasiones. Con Kevin Federline, el padre de sus hijos Sean Preston y Jayden James, asi como su boda relámpago, con su compañero y amigo de la infancia Jason Alexander, matrimonio que sólo duró 55 horas antes de ser anulado. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-8899829865368872565?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-18695017873296233082009-11-24T17:37:00.000-08:002009-11-24T17:38:50.860-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKkCXEqGI/AAAAAAAADxE/Qkzymhv1vKA/s1600/funny_animal_pics_33.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKkCXEqGI/AAAAAAAADxE/Qkzymhv1vKA/s400/funny_animal_pics_33.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407849604278691938" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKj3fwYhI/AAAAAAAADw8/xn_rUb1KE-c/s1600/imagenes-chistosas-animales-23.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKj3fwYhI/AAAAAAAADw8/xn_rUb1KE-c/s400/imagenes-chistosas-animales-23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407849601362321938" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKjruY42I/AAAAAAAADw0/bkxbyVQM1Do/s1600/clip_image0026%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 327px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKjruY42I/AAAAAAAADw0/bkxbyVQM1Do/s400/clip_image0026%5B1%5D.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407849598202471266" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKjcU8HLI/AAAAAAAADws/7UCHKbmpMgM/s1600/chistoso_por_sergio1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 245px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKjcU8HLI/AAAAAAAADws/7UCHKbmpMgM/s400/chistoso_por_sergio1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407849594069195954" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKjL3RtTI/AAAAAAAADwk/sA0MYlOAvDc/s1600/69.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyKjL3RtTI/AAAAAAAADwk/sA0MYlOAvDc/s400/69.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407849589649814834" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-1869501787329623308?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-19690739630191189722009-11-24T17:21:00.000-08:002009-11-24T17:25:07.557-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyHT34JxwI/AAAAAAAADwc/YWSPQlcj01I/s1600/489546745_2c55814456.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 383px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyHT34JxwI/AAAAAAAADwc/YWSPQlcj01I/s400/489546745_2c55814456.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407846028051859202" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyHDi9hsAI/AAAAAAAADwU/0_3iaVNeVB4/s1600/fotosConAlma_vagabundo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyHDi9hsAI/AAAAAAAADwU/0_3iaVNeVB4/s400/fotosConAlma_vagabundo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407845747559346178" border="0" /></a><br />Me bale Asi duermo y que?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyG7af01aI/AAAAAAAADwM/KqhvptgB6n8/s1600/22.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 379px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyG7af01aI/AAAAAAAADwM/KqhvptgB6n8/s400/22.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407845607848334754" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-1969073963019118972?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-63401988819644185952009-11-24T17:12:00.000-08:002009-11-24T17:20:02.937-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyGMVY7VbI/AAAAAAAADwE/yW7LEzJRHc0/s1600/2409107099_bb81d91017.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyGMVY7VbI/AAAAAAAADwE/yW7LEzJRHc0/s400/2409107099_bb81d91017.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407844799023371698" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A Chupar Que Mi panza se va acavar<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyElza939I/AAAAAAAADv0/JZAbC10ir4M/s1600/arrestenaebrard.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 189px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyElza939I/AAAAAAAADv0/JZAbC10ir4M/s400/arrestenaebrard.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407843037558464466" border="0" /></a><br />36 horas de arresto a marcelo ebrad por desperdiciar agua en su insalubres y demagógicas playas artificiales<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyElsff3fI/AAAAAAAADvs/rzUCL1qMXoc/s1600/miedo-blo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 378px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyElsff3fI/AAAAAAAADvs/rzUCL1qMXoc/s400/miedo-blo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407843035698421234" border="0" /></a><br />Por México Deja de Ver Pendejadas<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-6340198881964418595?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7031703599134263010.post-27447648373253680252009-11-24T16:35:00.000-08:002009-11-24T17:11:43.294-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyEOmeG9KI/AAAAAAAADvk/y4nhK-6mTlw/s1600/abu.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 304px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyEOmeG9KI/AAAAAAAADvk/y4nhK-6mTlw/s400/abu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407842638944990370" border="0" /></a><br />A que Abuelo?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyD3Qum4FI/AAAAAAAADvc/_FnNu3FzYTY/s1600/retarded.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/SwyD3Qum4FI/AAAAAAAADvc/_FnNu3FzYTY/s400/retarded.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407842237971619922" border="0" /></a><br />Look mother.....<br />A Retard<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Swx7-4k__0I/AAAAAAAADvU/iU1i8n1lAXA/s1600/robot-cartel.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 284px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Igl54NNxBGY/Swx7-4k__0I/AAAAAAAADvU/iU1i8n1lAXA/s400/robot-cartel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407833572834803522" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Solidaridad con el pueblo palestino</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7031703599134263010-2744764837325368025?l=elocioweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02639084760636866691noreply@blogger.com0